The 40th anniversary of the Manson Massacre was a few days ago. This makes me think that I could start one. I’m tall, charismatic, crazy (according to ex-girlfriends), and fairly organized. However, I still need some others to do my dirty work and make up for my shortcomings. I can think of a few locals that I would want to have in my cult (when I start one):

Dave Norris (he’s tall, handsome, and would be great for recruitment of new members)
Bang! waitresses (foxes. also good for recruitment of new members)
Gregg from Crush (where are you Gregg! Our cult needs wine)

Death Valley has been done before, so I’m thinking of relocating to Nelson County. That seems to be the place for it. Or maybe we could move into the skeleton of the Landmark Hotel.

Who else should I send a cult e-vite to?