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Weekend Preview – July 23-25

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It will be so goddamn hot that no one will know what is going on. Some will wander around and drink. Some will have to work. Some wont even leave the house. Most of you will act inappropriately at least once and no one will forgive you. There may be pictures, maybe even video. God have mercy on us all.

Im sure there are some bands and clubs and parties and what not, but what the hell do I know? Im just a cat lady, except for the fact that I am not a lady, and I have no cats.

My advice? Stay in touch with your star player and rock it like you own it, because haters gonna hate. Twas ever thus.

Did i miss anything? Think about listing it in the comment section and then get distracted by something and forget to do so…

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