Archive for category Fantasy
Weekend Update: Cynicism edition
Posted by belmont yo in Fantasy on June 11, 2010
FFA V: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………..

Jeez… it’s slow around here.
I’ve been pretty busy outside of the site, and work has required those valuable blog hours for actual work stuff. What’s been going on with you guys? Did anyone catch any of those shows this past weekend? Any awesome parties? I stopped to help a broken down car on Friday night, and ended up spending the rest of the evening deep in the projects fixing more cars and meeting some awesome new friends. It was one of the most fun Friday nights evAr.
Other than that….. it’s pretty much been boozin’ as usual.
Oh! One more thing that deserves a shout out. I don’t usually recommend that you guys go to Rapture… but I’m totally gonna do just that right now. Go to Rapture Wednesday night! IllVille Crew is playing, and that is a crazy fun show. I’ll be there! Is anyone else planning to go?!?
FFA IV: Makin’ That Paper, Boo.

Well…..The cat is out of the bag. We were all really drunk on Cristal last week, and we slipped up. We let you guys know that we’re raking in that cashmoney these days.
I guess it wasn’t really a surprise for some of you. Ever since it started, I’ve been paying for my bar tabs, dinners, and grocery store trips by making it rain. And let me tell you… the money.. it doesn’t just change those that have it. It changes those that don’t, too. What’s the big deal Food Lion clerk? You were happy to make conversation back when I was paying for my beer with a credit card… but now that I’m raining paper on you at the register… you just glare contemptuously? What’s up with all the jealousy? It’s a good thing you don’t have money like this. You’d probably be really obnoxious with it.
Thankfully, we’re pretty humble people, so we’re not going to be all nouveau riche about it. If you see one of us at the bar; don’t be afraid to ask us to buy you a drink. We like to share it with the little people. At the very least, we’ll probably wad up a ball of $20’s and throw them at you or tell you to dance for it.
With all of the newfound fame, riches, and attention that we are having to deal with, some of us are hiring assistants and forming entourages. Please submit your application and list any pertinent skills below. Exotic dancing experience is a plus.
You can all stop making music. The best song of all time has officially been made.
Posted by Donk in Fantasy, Public Service, music on April 9, 2010
What lyric speaks to you the most? For me, it’s probably:
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
FFA III: Loki won the Burning Man!
Hey!
I don’t know if you guys know, but today is kind of a big deal. Loki has returned from a long trip to the desert, and has brought home the gold. Not only did he totally and absolutely attend Burning Man, but he totally won that shit too.
So please, join me in the comments below and take this opportunity to congratulate Loki on his big news!


