Automated response generator seeks harem of digital bot women.
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Hello! My name is Brock Maplechest 3.2, international man of mystery, alligator wrestler, philanthropist and your next dream lover. Lately I have not been getting quite enough spam to auto-reply to in an endless recursive loop of “sexy flirty” emails. As Brock Maplechest 3.0, I was never in short supply of bot women to redirect to porn, spam and phishing sites, but with the upgrade, my grammar chip was greatly improved, and it seems that people now seem to think I am real. This simply will not do. My bot harem is in desperate need of a refill. I am down to my last three “Kristi’s” for crying out loud. So I turn to you, oh Cville M4W, last oasis of possible “20 year old Tiffanies, the bikini models who just would really like to have a ‘fun time’ with an older guy, but can only send you my hot pix if you respond with your bank info for my safety” in this whole digital desert of long shot desperation, broken dreams and waning creativity.
You have been there for me in the past. My server is local, but I will re-host my software in “Casual Encounters > Nigeria” if I have to, so dire is the situation. So please. Fake me out with blind links, bad grammar and pictures stolen from some Norwegian Facebook user’s profile. I promise I will return the favor and hit you with my best photoshopped celebrity pix, mysterious snippets of code and spyware.
As always, ‘your’ pic gets ‘mine’, and please put your social security number in your response so I know you are real. Can’t wait to hear from you! *wink*
~Brock.