Here we go again. Another Secretly Y’all event, and this time they’ve upped the ante to make things more X-Rated than usual. Personally, I’m trying to up the ante by making this blog post even more lazy and useless than usual. I’ll be honest. It’s tough. I really knocked it out of the old half-assed lazy ballpark last time.
So, here’s everybody’s favorite part (read: my favorite part) of the Secretly Y’all announcement posts. It’s the part where I plagiarize everything directly from their site.
Here’s some more stuff you might want to know:
- As with the last few times, it’s pay what you can with a suggested $5 donation.
- We are collecting toiletries for The Haven (the day shelter on first and market that’s run by TJAC), especially tampons and sanitary napkins. So come baring these gifts if you can!
- Troop Leader Melissa White will be there representing her girl scout troop (Troop 42) and delivering the cookies some of you ordered last time. If you missed a chance to order, there will be a chance to buy cookies at the event.
- Bring a chair! If you have a chair to bring, it’s a big help to us.
Most of the important info is the same. Random Row Books. Sunday (Feb. 14th). 7PM. Per the TXTNLY participation this go-round; only the unstoppable Belmont Yo will be throwing down the prose. I’d like to enter the fray, but I’m sure that restraining orders would be violated, illegalities would come to light, and an ex-stalker or two might shoot me right off the stage. Or maybe it would be poison… women are big on the poison thing, right?
Anyway, please come out this Sunday to watch B Yo kick ass again. Remember to bring a chair, as seats are always in short supply at these things. If you bring a folding chair, it’s a good idea to write your name on it. You wouldn’t believe how many green folding chairs showed up to the last one. It’s also a great idea to bring a few bucks to help the girls pay rent for the space, and anything extra goes to charity.
If you want to catch up with us beforehand, you can find us pre-gaming over mediocre food and drinks at West Main Bar & Grill*. We’ll probably start around 5:30-6PM.
We hope to see you in the crowd!/at the bar!/donating some toiletries & cash!
*Attention Stalkers: This would be the ideal time for poisonings. I’d suggest aiming for drinks rather than food, as the food only holds a 50/50 chance of being edible pre-poisoning.
