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#1 by Loki on October 7, 2009 - 10:55 am
New Thor SUCKS.
#2 by Donk on October 7, 2009 - 11:20 am
You have to admit that it’s kind of entertaining to watch new Thor repeat the mistakes of old Thor.
Irony incarnate.
#3 by Donk on October 7, 2009 - 11:48 am
Texts From Last Night (919): Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! “Your” is for something that belongs to you, like ‘your herpes’. And “you’re” is a contraction for “you are”, like “you’re not sleeping with me”.
#4 by Floozy on October 7, 2009 - 8:14 pm
I love TFLN. I sent one in but they refused to publish it due to ‘excessive vulgarity’ LMAO.
#5 by Loki on October 8, 2009 - 9:09 am
Shocking! What was it??
#6 by Donk on October 8, 2009 - 2:19 pm
There’s a fire somewhere near downtown. Smoke is rolling in.
Anyone know where it is?
#7 by Street on October 9, 2009 - 9:47 am
Sorry, the blunt got out of control. Wont happen again.
#8 by Donk on October 13, 2009 - 10:46 am
I love Sarah Silverman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bObItmxAGc
#9 by Street on October 13, 2009 - 2:06 pm
Some of these are awesome.
#10 by Donk on October 14, 2009 - 5:18 pm
Horrible, but funny.
Texts From Last Night (404): I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It’s really the little things in life.
#11 by Floozy on October 15, 2009 - 8:28 am
That’s award winning.
#12 by Loki on October 15, 2009 - 10:19 am
I found this lovely blog that isn’t updated much but there’s some good stuff there! Some people are just morons.
http://e-closure.blogspot.com/
#13 by Donk on October 15, 2009 - 10:29 am
@12
Hahah! I was recently accused of being a masochist when I stepped on a nail and walked around with a bloody sock and a smile for the rest of the night.
It would really explain soooo much of my relationship history.
#14 by rhymes with orange on October 15, 2009 - 4:10 pm
that is srsly f’ed, Donk. only explanation is that you were drunk and didn’t feel it?
/got tetanus?
#15 by Donk on October 15, 2009 - 4:34 pm
A nail through the foot wasn’t that bad. I’ve spent most of my life honing my skills as a crash test dummy. A decent pain threshold is just a perk that comes along with the job.
But yes, I did get to the bar at 11AM that morning. It probably helped.
#16 by Street on October 22, 2009 - 4:43 pm
Link of visual goodness
#17 by Donk on October 23, 2009 - 12:20 pm
http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-you-need-to-disarm-a-chimpanzee/
#18 by Street on October 27, 2009 - 2:44 pm
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
#19 by Donk on October 27, 2009 - 7:17 pm
http://putupyourdukes.wordpress.com/
#20 by Donk on October 29, 2009 - 10:23 am
So… I pissed off this coke dealer last night. By the end of it…. he threatened to kill me. It’s really hard to take someone seriously when they scream death threats with a very heavy lisp. I’m not sure that laughing was the appropriate response.
If I turn up dead, I’m leaving everything to Floozy.
#21 by Floozy on October 29, 2009 - 12:34 pm
Awethum…. I alwayth wanted a half eaten thtash and a thmelly old dog.
#22 by Floozy on October 29, 2009 - 12:34 pm
Oh and IMHO you should stick to Pepsi.
#23 by Donk on October 29, 2009 - 1:39 pm
Hah. I don’t touch the stuff. I thought it was a bit of an overshare when he came right out and stated his profession. The events of the next 10 minutes could not have been predicted.
#24 by Street on October 29, 2009 - 5:01 pm
@20 – Thop making me laugh…I’m tho thor. =)
#25 by Donk on November 3, 2009 - 12:03 pm
Check back this week, guys. I’ve got a fair amount of content planned, and I believe others do as well.
#26 by belmont yo on November 3, 2009 - 12:20 pm
Im gonna beat you to it. Boom!
#27 by Loki on November 3, 2009 - 1:13 pm
Damn I go away for a couple days and look what happens! Awesome. I couldn’t think of a better Tuesday morning treat than another b’yo story.
#28 by Donk on November 11, 2009 - 4:42 pm
Texts From Last Night (619): went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
#29 by rhymes with orange on November 16, 2009 - 11:13 am
that’s a great text.
I found “addys” to be a great study aid but terrible party drug….back in the day.
#30 by Donk on November 17, 2009 - 9:46 pm
http://didyouknow.org/fastfacts/factoids.htm
#31 by Donk on November 18, 2009 - 10:39 pm
Some crazy old man has been playing an imaginary game of phone tag with me for about 2 weeks.
“Hey, I think I just missed your call. Call me back.”
No. I’ve never called you, you crazy old bastard.
Stop calling me 4 times a day.
#32 by Street on November 25, 2009 - 3:58 pm
Texts From Last Night (773): I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
#33 by shenanigans on November 28, 2009 - 2:29 pm
It is soooooo fucking cold. OMG I’m going to die.
#34 by Donk on December 2, 2009 - 9:46 am
Awesome:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-298-tattoos/
#35 by shenanigans on December 2, 2009 - 2:29 pm
bahahaha
#36 by Mz Fitz on December 2, 2009 - 2:30 pm
@34, it’s too bad when a whale tale covers up the purple area.
#37 by Donk on December 2, 2009 - 4:02 pm
@36
Hah! I don’t know. The whale tail may not be so bad. I dated a girl with a tramp stamp and it always kind of freaked me out. It was like one of those paintings where the eyes follow you around the room.
#38 by shenanigans on December 3, 2009 - 3:13 am
I think I’ll stop posting here since Donk insists upon being an asshole.
#39 by Donk on December 23, 2009 - 9:52 am
Tyler Durden is right. Hit Girl is bad ass.
#40 by Donk on January 2, 2010 - 10:45 am
Happy New Year everybody!
Woooooo!!
#41 by Donk on January 8, 2010 - 9:29 am
http://www.sojones.com/news/1636-facebook-revenge-brother-vs-sister/
#42 by Street on January 11, 2010 - 9:47 pm
Yah, i saw that shit on Fazed. Absofuckinglutely brilliant.
#43 by Donk on January 14, 2010 - 10:22 am
I saw Illville Crew at Rapture last night. Awesome show. I definitely recommend checking them out.
#44 by Floozy on January 14, 2010 - 11:38 am
Illville Crew… so called because you feel so ill this morning?
#45 by Donk on January 14, 2010 - 12:06 pm
Yes. Liverfailure Crew was also in attendance.
#46 by Floozy on January 14, 2010 - 12:22 pm
I hear their lead singer is called Sir Osis
#47 by Donk on January 15, 2010 - 12:44 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/6990753/Weight-Watchers-clinic-floor-collapses-under-dieters.html
#48 by Donk on January 29, 2010 - 1:39 pm
I present to you, the greatest television show that was never aired.
Heat Vision & Jack
#49 by Donk on January 29, 2010 - 3:22 pm
Wooo! Linky Linky Friday!
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck
#50 by Floozy on January 29, 2010 - 3:58 pm
The Oatmeal is seriously funny.
#51 by Donk on February 1, 2010 - 11:30 am
My dog has never liked the snow.
Yesterday, he figured out that it’s edible.
Today, he looks at the backyard as if it’s covered in delicious icing. He won’t come back inside.
#52 by shenanigans on February 5, 2010 - 11:49 am
Hahaha ^
#53 by Donk on February 5, 2010 - 12:50 pm
Snow; buffet style.
#54 by Donk on February 8, 2010 - 11:48 am
Link for later usage:
http://onemansblog.com/2008/12/23/how-to-make-bacon-cups/
I’m preparing the greatest dinner of all time.
#55 by Donk on February 17, 2010 - 3:07 pm
http://pleaserobme.com/
#56 by Donk on February 17, 2010 - 11:59 pm
VCR Hack!
#57 by rhymes with orange on February 18, 2010 - 10:31 am
where did otterdung go?
#58 by Donk on February 18, 2010 - 10:33 am
Not sure where od went. I think he chimed in on cVillain recently, but I don’t think we’re intellectual enough for him.
We should just make him feel guilty about something. That’ll guarantee us pages of content.
I’ll start:
otterdung… I can’t believe you’ve left us like this. What did we ever do to you?
#59 by Floozy on February 18, 2010 - 1:02 pm
Don’t be a shit D… OD is the only person I have ever seen do an eskimo roll in a kayak wearing a suit.
I know where he is…. VCU doing a PhD
He’s a top lad.
#60 by rhymes with orange on February 18, 2010 - 1:27 pm
pretty cool
#61 by Donk on February 18, 2010 - 1:35 pm
http://izismile.com/2010/02/17/snowed_under_46_pics.html
#62 by Floozy on February 18, 2010 - 1:48 pm
Wow some of those are awesome. I love the school buses one, and the first one looks like a giant snowdick.
#63 by Donk on February 24, 2010 - 3:30 pm
Texts From Last Night (562): We convinced her the game “just the tip” was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don’t want to ask her how the rest of the night went
#64 by Donk on February 25, 2010 - 3:06 pm
http://www.charlottesvillederbydames.com/2010/02/15/snow-brawl-march-7th/
^^ This is gonna be awesome. ^^
#65 by Street on March 3, 2010 - 5:26 pm
http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2009/10/27/meat-hand/
#66 by shenanigans on March 4, 2010 - 10:09 am
I love that site and have made the pies in a jar but that is the nastiest thing I’ve seen in awhile. It seriously bothers me.
#67 by Donk on March 4, 2010 - 10:22 am
Ohhh! I forgot all about the pies in the freezer. Would they still be good?
#68 by shenanigans on March 4, 2010 - 10:23 am
I dunno…you should try one.
#69 by Donk on March 4, 2010 - 10:29 am
Well… now I’m just afraid.
#70 by shenanigans on March 4, 2010 - 10:33 am
Pussy.
#71 by Floozy on March 4, 2010 - 3:22 pm
doooooo iiiiiiiit
#72 by echo on March 4, 2010 - 3:25 pm
They’re frozen. Why wouldn’t they be good?
#73 by Donk on March 4, 2010 - 3:52 pm
I’m not worried about the spoiling. I’m worried about the poison.
#74 by echo on March 4, 2010 - 4:03 pm
Oh poison…that’s a different story. Feed some to a small animal.
#75 by Floozy on March 4, 2010 - 4:30 pm
I have some mastiff puppies you could use….
#76 by belmont yo on March 4, 2010 - 4:33 pm
I’ll just leave this here:
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4274/broomrape.jpg
#77 by Donk on March 4, 2010 - 4:34 pm
@76
Muahahaha
#78 by shenanigans on March 5, 2010 - 8:23 am
JFC I DIDNT POISON THEM
#79 by Donk on March 5, 2010 - 1:48 pm
http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/04/mattel-mindflex-hack-shocks-you-into-serenity/
I want this.
#80 by Street on March 5, 2010 - 5:00 pm
I saw ^^that^^^ yesterday. I want one too.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html
#81 by Street on March 6, 2010 - 11:53 am
http://firstpersontetris.com/
#82 by belmont yo on March 8, 2010 - 8:28 am
Mark Linkous killed himself yesterday. I has a sad.
#83 by Loki on March 8, 2010 - 9:29 am
@8 I’m still bummed about that. Sparklehorse was such a great band and the new stuff he did with Dangermouse is infectious. A true loss.
#84 by belmont yo on March 8, 2010 - 10:05 pm
I should have my cell phone taken away from me, nothing but grief. If there were such a thing as forgiveness, I might slide… but no such luck. Placation and platitudes and what not… Fuck you all. Who the fuck you think you’re dealing with? Fakety fake fake.
I am increasingly of the opinion that technology sucks. Pandora’s router and all that. Bitches.
Grrrr.