Comments on: When I start a cult http://txtnly.com/2009/08/12/when-i-start-a-cult/ Don't take anything too srsly. Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:34:51 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: shenanigans http://txtnly.com/2009/08/12/when-i-start-a-cult/#comment-40 shenanigans Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:48:33 +0000 http://txtnly.com/?p=30#comment-40 I totally want in on this. I totally want in on this.

]]> By: otterdung http://txtnly.com/2009/08/12/when-i-start-a-cult/#comment-30 otterdung Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:43:28 +0000 http://txtnly.com/?p=30#comment-30 #3 here I is, Young Feller! Yogaville, the cult, got a big push when Karen Carpenter or Joni Mitchell (i forget which) gave all her cash to them to big the Big Pink Tit Temple. Maybe we need a washed-up rockstar to launch...where's Dave Matthews...he's already vegan or something, and that's just LIKE being a cultist. then again, rich fucks generally do well in cults... look at Richard Gere and his neo-buddhism with private jets and $800 bad haircuts... which leads one to think of Halsey Minor (first mention on this site?)... who is in a lost, eye-twitching sortof spiritual despondency... excellent mental-state for recruitment. merchandising if the big issue: look at Brother-Father-His Holiness' CHARLES website and all the mugs and snowstorm paperweights and poker-visor-hats you can buy there. I'd suggest maybe Floozy's bloomered backside as a logo-motif? #3
here I is, Young Feller!

Yogaville, the cult, got a big push when Karen Carpenter or Joni Mitchell (i forget which) gave all her cash to them to big the Big Pink Tit Temple. Maybe we need a washed-up rockstar to launch…where’s Dave Matthews…he’s already vegan or something, and that’s just LIKE being a cultist.

then again, rich fucks generally do well in cults… look at Richard Gere and his neo-buddhism with private jets and $800 bad haircuts… which leads one to think of Halsey Minor (first mention on this site?)… who is in a lost, eye-twitching sortof spiritual despondency… excellent mental-state for recruitment.

merchandising if the big issue: look at Brother-Father-His Holiness’ CHARLES website and all the mugs and snowstorm paperweights and poker-visor-hats you can buy there. I’d suggest maybe Floozy’s bloomered backside as a logo-motif?

]]> By: cbob http://txtnly.com/2009/08/12/when-i-start-a-cult/#comment-24 cbob Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:12:17 +0000 http://txtnly.com/?p=30#comment-24 I have a cult of cbob but alas I'm the only one in it. Seriously though none of the people above are even remotely crazy enough to be in a cult. Where's otterdung? I have a cult of cbob but alas I’m the only one in it. Seriously though none of the people above are even remotely crazy enough to be in a cult. Where’s otterdung?

]]> By: Floozy http://txtnly.com/2009/08/12/when-i-start-a-cult/#comment-22 Floozy Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:23:36 +0000 http://txtnly.com/?p=30#comment-22 ...but Gregggggg Oxley would be a monumental cult member. We could all adopt swooshy hair like him. …but Gregggggg Oxley would be a monumental cult member. We could all adopt swooshy hair like him.

]]> By: Floozy http://txtnly.com/2009/08/12/when-i-start-a-cult/#comment-21 Floozy Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:22:07 +0000 http://txtnly.com/?p=30#comment-21 Dave Norris is a fucking ginger... noone wants to be in a gang with a dirty ginge. I had a Starbucks once next to him at Barnes and Noble in Barracks and felt defiled by his mere presence. Dave Norris is a fucking ginger… noone wants to be in a gang with a dirty ginge. I had a Starbucks once next to him at Barnes and Noble in Barracks and felt defiled by his mere presence.

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